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WE'D LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER AS THE NEW FACE OF OUR INFANT CLOTHING LINE

Andrew Brogdon

She's perfect for this shoot with that innocent little
Face this way sweetie and we'll slide you under a hair
Dry her face with cotton balls and topical diuretic
Cream for a base then blanket the wet cream with
Powder under that left eye because it's higher on her
Face just like yours and I can see you're both natural
Beauty's a fickle commodity but it's easy with cheekbones like
Hers is the kind of face that only a mother could
Criticize all you want but that's the lights and that's the
Shot a full spread to get your daughter's face on every
Cover the lens with Vaseline and shorten the focal
Length of time under these hot lights she's going to
Melt your heart like a lovely little heart-breaking
Lady of course I've never seen a baby with a face this
Adorable look that probably keeps your marriage
Together we can get the shot if you'll hold your daughter
Down to just getting the gel lights tight on her
Face of the new campaign with a bit more powder on that
Face the camera sweetheart look at the funny
Face of the plush giraffe your mother's squeezing its
Face the lights sweetheart look at your mother

 

 

 

 

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A diligent baby model can earn between $75 and $200 per hour.