In June the cost of nature became prohibitive
so you ordered more green paint from Japan.

Green paint from Korea was cheaper, sir,
only there were diplomatic obstacles.

Briefly, sir, the tanker carrying the green paint
was American but the captain was drunk.

As a result there was an unfortunate
encounter with the coast of Alaska.

Alaska, sir, is a state in the union
but not a popular one.

Today's Times is talking dead fish
and a hundred million dollar clean-up bill.

We believe that number is not even a number
and that fish die for a multitude of reasons.

The good news, sir, is that we have
the pictures on our side.

Sir, say it with me:
the green and emerald sea.

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Disclaimer: any resemblance to real presidents, living or dead, is purely coincidental.