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BORE Douglas Basford |
Call her a bore, if you like, or a boor, You'll hear about it later. You can be sure out the car window when the traffic's stock-still,
__ I used to play soccer on a team sponsored by Dnipro, the Ukranian social club in downtown Baltimore. After games we'd head to its clubhouse, a three-story gray-formstone rowhouse, whose first floor had nothing more than a pool table, photographs of previous years' teams, and--up a couple of steps--a sizable bar, stocked only with what you brought with you. Occasionally the old guard of Ukranian men would come by, congratulating or consoling us, one time bringing a huge glass jar of homemade pickles. The idea was not to eat the pickles but to down a shot of vodka followed immediately by a shot of pickle juice. For all I can remember it may have been on that particular occasion that a couple of my teammates recounted one fateful journey to Ocean City (the MD branch, not NJ): getting caught in a traffic snarl on the way and polishing off their substantial stash of beer while waiting, darting out of the car when nature called. Add random bits from car trips past, including a wedding anniversary trip, shake and serve in a martini glass. |