Why belabor the past? It has worked hard enough, you say. And I agree.
Especially the Egyptians, who got ground down until there was nothing left
but sand and about 80 million curators wandering around on it looking for
Canopic jars. You get a postcard from the Sphinx with only a paw-print on
the message side. Too weary to write "I smell bad" or "I don't think this
nose job is going to work." And the rest of history busted it balls, too,
digging itself so far deep down you need foundation money to call it up long
distance and say you're giving it the rest of Eternity off. The past is
just too tired to care. Which is why the present is better. You can walk
right up to present and say Boo! and things really start to jump. I taught
this trick to Miss Kim and she caught on fast. She said Boo! To our cactus
and it made breakfast. She said Boo! to my coccyx and I was up for days,
mutating. By the time I got back from the future and had seen what that was
all about, I was an unchanged man. I mean the future really works, and
hard. Of course, it is full of coccyx-less robots who get nervous if they
have to take lunch breaks. They see the sushi vending machines slaving away
for small change and tell themselves they can't really be hungry. The
factories of the future are humming, but they don't know any words. I think
I'll just stay back her with Miss Kim and play.
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